She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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