You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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