You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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