jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
