My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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