Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
tell me about the fingering
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