Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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