Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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