Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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