Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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