Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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