Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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