I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I need a beard to bite.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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