Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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