your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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