Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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