I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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