You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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