Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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