You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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