Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
