i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
