Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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