I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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