they need to just BURY HIM!
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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