Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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