omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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