Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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