You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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