i think my tv is drunk
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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