Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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