Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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