If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
You did what with his pubic hair?
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