we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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