its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
try to milk me bitch
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