You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I feel like a drive thru vagina
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
