You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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