Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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