belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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