I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I stole a fireplace last night.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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