i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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