Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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