member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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