I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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