Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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