I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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