:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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