You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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