This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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