Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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