Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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