at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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