Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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