So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
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