we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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