Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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