All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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