Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
