Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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